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Trying to comprehend the AFL. And what the hell is with iSnack? Isn’t that some kind of...

Congratulations Dean Robbins. You’re an idiot. http://bit.ly/PXiSW

Just in case you needed an explanation of the letter ‘i’ and the significance of a...

Go cats something something. I’m eating a sausage.

Calmed down now. Will eat iSnack, but only under duress.

Reading Books Just Got A Little Harder

This sounds like the kind of nonsense we’ll be hearing much more of as research replaces...

Seriously, you can’t be putting Stig plates on a Mazda… http://twitpic.com/ivr0l

R.I.P triple J’s Robbie Buck :(

Not dead yet, but dead to my radio….

P.s I almost ran off the freeway writing that. Irony’s a bitch.

Is a haiku 7 5 7 syllables? Too hard to google at 8 in the morning…

Damn tv. Ruined my ability to…uh…ummm…

Let’s just assume yes: “Wednesday morning train ride sucks. Feels like damn Monday....

I’m glad I didn’t become a famous musician and choke on my own vomit at 27. Small...

My twittering is like a gattling gun. Or explosive diarreaha. Nothing, then blam blam blam. Reload.

Boris Yeltsin. Underpants. Drunk. White House. Taxi. Politicans and ad people are swine....

And no, I have no idea if I spelt diarreaha right. I just kept throwing r’s, a’s and...

Elevator numbering system FAIL. http://twitpic.com/it5j7

What’s up? No, really. What IS up?

Is blip.fm worth my understanding what it is? God, I’ve become my grandpop.

If every episode was a dream sequence, it wouldve been as lame as the last episode of Roseanne....

I worry sometimes that the muppet babies weren’t nearly as good as I remember.

Hopefully I’ll never tire of zombies the way I tired of inside-out jackets and roxette.

What is it about being really good looking that renders someone incapable of having a decent...

And ‘Five Live Yardbirds’ is a spectacular choice to play loud on headphones whilst...

Must remember to add ‘sex with the wife’ into iCal. Everything’s sexier with...

Leaving work drinks early leaves a nasty and slightly mutinous taste in one’s mouth.

Shit. I seem to have morphed into some form of avian life.

Tooo short, but some sweet Jacko kinetic sculpture animation nonetheless…....

Zing! RT @wayneandwax: heard the one about kanye grabbing the mic at swayze’s funeral to...

Just bought the fabulous art spieglman for a mere twelve Australian dollars. Happy days in the land...

Chaos and drunken furies at Yanchep. Poor buggers never knew what hit ‘em.

Day 33 of non-food-related-twittering fails with a story about late night cheese slices and...

Anybody know how to get hold of one of those Eternal Sunshine Jim Carrey machines? I got some stuff...

Calculating the odds of Tal ever coming into contact with a year-old hotel-stay jacket in a country...

Noah gets his certificate

Noah gets his certificate

Noah gets his certificate

Noah gets his certificate

Checking with the ladeez

I wouldn’t mind working if the giant glass window in front of us wasn’t cracking and...

Day 32 of the non-food-related-twittering seems to be chugging along quite nicely.

Live lyric writing is an exercise in interesting feedback, I’ve learnt.

The roof was low, but that’s okay. I wasn’t standing anyway.

Five drinks too many. But I guess it’s all in how you measure it.

Never asked me to stay. But with the sky that colour it didn’t seem to matter anyway.

But tonight, at least, there’s a smile on every face.

* bows, cue polite applause from the back *

Nowhere to go but under those white sheets.

RT @mumbrella: Not your typical Mumbrella headline: Cabana Boys’ coconut loses out to the pink...

But some things are too good to stay. In my head I never came home anyway.

Drunken Mr Hosgood parking fail. http://twitpic.com/h2jfk

Consumers Are Idiots

Wow. That’s the most insane food i’ve ever seen. http://bit.ly/gwM7U

Strangely depresssed that Oasis are still broken up. There was something reassuring about the...

RT @drawn: “Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.” - Chuck Close

Jesus Christ…

Hours of photography of sexy people having more fun than you… http://bit.ly/161Tlq

aaaaaaarrghhhhhhh alien baby http://bit.ly/183VyB

Lo Fi Escalator Animation Is The Greatest

Wicky Wicky Wild

Weird how your tweet enthusiasm ebb-n-flow seems to sync with your friends. LEMMINGS!

Beef, cheese and bacon pies are the devils work. Sweet, delicious devils work. My heart is going to...

It should burn very nicely with all that pig fat clogging it up.

… Or Zombies. RUN!