RT @charltonbrooker: Australian people! Dead Set (a zombie thing I wrote) starts on some zany Oz channel called SBS One on 9th Nov at 10pm.
Why do so many English people complain about black people in their streets? Have they only just discovered them?
Where’s my ingredients for dinner, ridiculous food buyer?
Tired and hungover in fremantle. Demanding some kind of pie.
Testify. RT @badbanana: It’s impossible to find a good chocolate bunny this time of year.
Oh, who am I kidding. The only people who read this nonsense work in the kind of environment where you can poo on a chair and force midgets to roll around in it while shrieking “Daddy, I love…
probably the greatest ad ever made: http://bit.ly/4paIIf
Perthonality’s are awesome. Except when they get all drunk and all, “Man, whatever happpppenennnedd to ush? We wuz tiggghhhtt brutha…”, and Rick’s all, “Man, wha? I got me some serious munchies…
